Cookies and underwear.

I just ate about 20 fig newtons......o.k., maybe that's a slight exaggeration. Now I'm chewing gum. Damn this oral-fixation.....

So the lingerie company emailed me on Monday. They had me come in to get measured again yesterday. I got the gig to be a fitting model. Woo Hoo! Only problem is, I have to get a bra that will pump up my boobies another 2 inches. Apparently, as far as the standardized sizing of clothing goes, my hips are of a "larger proportion" than the rest of me. No shit. After a lifetime of clothing shopping, I could have told them THAT. I've lost an inch off my waist over the past two months though......

Yummm, fig newtons.....maybe I should be stuffing my bra with them instead of my face.